What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do polar bears vote?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call the pig that does karate?