What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the bee say to the flower?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do chips wear socks?