When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
When does a horse talk?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Who invented fractions?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?