When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?