What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is the most adorable season?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do billboards talk?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How long will dinner be?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?