What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are ghosts always single?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?