Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?