Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do you compliment a cat?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?