What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
A Christmas rap.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the computer run out of money?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?