Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a henway?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the stair machines call each other?