Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?