Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A book just fell on my head.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.