Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do math teachers love March?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is the best day to go to the beach?