Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?