What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Bob-sled dogs.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?