Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the musician arrested?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?