Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What are you studying in math?
I broke my finger!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which is the worst season?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?