Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What are you studying in math?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?