Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do billboards talk?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?