When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?