What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.