What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How are teens like cats?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do cows wear bells?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?