What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?