Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?