Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a snowman's dog?