What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is another name for a cow?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?