What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?