What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
It's allergy season again?
Why do trees try new things so often?