What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?