Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What makes pirates such good singers?