Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a forklift?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?