Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What does the sun drink out of?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where are average things manufactured?