Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Who does everyone's hair in space?