What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A grill sergeant!
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?