What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?