What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is the most adorable season?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?