What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which state has the best streets?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?