What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
How do automobiles fly?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What siblings are always sad?
Why is summer always sad?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?