If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a bat's favorite game?
I broke my finger!
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?