What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do mice need oiling?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?