What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the saddest part of the week?