My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
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Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do snowmen get information?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
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Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?