What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which family member has tusks?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?