What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a forklift?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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