What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are goats so funny?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do cats wear to work?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?