What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of bird can write?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the king of all school supplies?