How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's a car's favorite TV show?