Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Board Game With A Twist
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?