What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What siblings are always sad?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?