What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?