What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How does a barber get to work?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What fairy loves to count?
What goes up when the rain comes down?