When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?