When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does the orange always lose in races?