What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a forklift?