What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do fireflies start a race?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What are you studying in math?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?