What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?