Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Who invented fractions?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What bee is good for your health?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?