Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the scariest letter?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?