Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do magicians score well in exams?