Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is another name for a cow?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a father's favorite flower?