What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?