Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who invented fractions?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Did you know about April 1st?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?