Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?