Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are stones so good at music?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call the dog magician?