Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?