Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What fish sings the best?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?