Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you arrest a pig?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
I broke my finger!
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?