Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
It's Crowded!
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the foal cough?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?