Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How did the toad die?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?