Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?