Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is the quickest button on a radio?