Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
When do cows get tired?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do automobiles fly?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?