What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?