What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's the loudest sport?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?