What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Can February March?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of car does a chicken have?