What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How do hurricanes see?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the rug say to the floor?