Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do cows say when you milk them?