Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where is the coldest place to work?