What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a priest's favorite food?
People are so hard on car mechanics.