What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?