What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
Why is a doctor always calm?
It's Crowded!
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
It's allergy season again?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?