What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the holiest insect?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?